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    _CoxswainM13_

    [61]Dec 15, 2005
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    fittes wrote:
    When hotlips and hawkeye get back to camp and its charles' turn to go to the line and all of them are smiling and the keep smiling and keep saying "what are you smiling at?", "nothing, what are you smiling at?"


    "Alright, alright, I'll go. But when I come back, there had better not be any smiling!"

    "WHO'S SMILING???"
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    atecom01

    [62]Dec 15, 2005
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    Henry is reading the instructions to deffuse the bomb:

    Henry: Then you cut the wires that lead to the fuse box
    (Hawkeye Cuts the wires)
    Henry: After removing the fuse box first
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    cwbybri

    [63]Jan 6, 2006
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    I'm too lazy to check on the previous 60 somthing posts. So I'm sorry if I'm doubling up.

    Hawkeye: I always wanted to barf on wejanbu (sp?) and I thought the time was right.
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    Kylie1403

    [64]Jan 22, 2006
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    this isnt a funny one, its more of a bonding moment one

    during sons and bowlers

    Charles: WHile i have a father, you have a dad

    I always love that episode, ho0w we see a deeper chrales
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    Tim1231

    [65]Feb 2, 2006
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    Hawkeye (Oficer of the day): I will cary on, carry over, harry carry, carry me back to old virgina but I will not where a gun!
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    Writers_Cramp

    [66]Feb 3, 2006
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    Hawkeye: Radar, did you tattoo your tush?

    I can't get that line out of my head! It's so cute!
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    simply_tori

    [67]Feb 7, 2006
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    Favourite Quote?Favourite Quote?this is MASH!!! There are too many favourite qoutes!!My favourite quote is just about every sentance that hawkeye has a ever said.There are just too darn many.
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    Trapper05

    [68]Feb 7, 2006
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    I have two from the episode The Incubator...they are...(Radar walking into the swamp amazed at the drinking carnage)
    Radar: WOW
    Hawkeye: There were no survivors.
    and...
    Henry after Sloan says 'Incubator': Arr She blows!
    I have a lot more but these were the ones that came to my head first
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    cwbybri

    [69]Feb 7, 2006
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    I like the ones where the doctors introduce themselves as a group. They've done it several times.

    Doctor.
    Doctor.
    Father.
    Doctor.

    Or another variation.
    Major.
    Major.
    Captain.
    Major.
    Colonel.
    Major.
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    _CoxswainM13_

    [70]Feb 7, 2006
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    cwbybri wrote:


    Or another variation.
    Major.
    Major.
    Captain.
    Major.
    Colonel.
    Major.


    "well, i think we've made a major breakthrough here"
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    Stephen0684

    [71]Feb 7, 2006
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    Trapper05 wrote:
    I have two from the episode The Incubator...they are...(Radar walking into the swamp amazed at the drinking carnage)
    Radar: WOW
    Hawkeye: There were no survivors.
    and...
    Henry after Sloan says 'Incubator': Arr She blows!
    I have a lot more but these were the ones that came to my head first


    I though the quote was "Thar she blows"
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    HelloStuart

    [72]Feb 9, 2006
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    Stephen0684 wrote:
    Trapper05 wrote:
    I have two from the episode The Incubator...they are...(Radar walking into the swamp amazed at the drinking carnage)
    Radar: WOW
    Hawkeye: There were no survivors.
    and...
    Henry after Sloan says 'Incubator': Arr She blows!
    I have a lot more but these were the ones that came to my head first

    I though the quote was "Thar she blows"

    You're right, Trapper misquoted Henry. The funny thing is that I didn't even notice...
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    kanehunter24

    [73]Jun 10, 2006
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     (After seeing Klinger take off on red kite with pink slippers)

    Hawkeye: Did you see that?     

    Trapper: What? That big red bird with fuzzy pink feet?

    Hotlips: Just a minute. Isn't that Frank's bag?

    Hawkeye: I thought you were Frank's bag.

    (Giving directions in the kid-in-minefield episode)

    Radar: Ok, take three steps west, and you should end up in East Berlin.

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    trfan

    [74]Jun 21, 2006
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    Some of my favorites:

    -- "Yeah, Charles, what *did* you do with your hoop-dee?" (BJ, "No Laughing Matter")
    -- Charles: "Where did you get that?"
    Rizzo: "The arm? It's mine!" ("Death Takes a Holiday")
    -- Klinger: "Order a helicopter."
    Potter: "No thanks, I'm not that hungry." ("No Sweat")
    -- Klinger (distracted): "Morning, honey."
    Potter: "Come again, snookums?" ("Your Retention Please")
    -- "Bring anyone you want. Bring your goat. Because I shan't be there. I'm turning myself in to the Chinese." (Charles, "The Party")
    -- "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take five." (Hawkeye, "Goodbye Farewell and Amen")
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    Deadwing12

    [75]Jun 23, 2006
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    Hey, my first post! 

    I have so many favorite lines....here's a few i've been liking recently

    Hawkeye: Colonel, you have to do something about this shelling!
    Potter: Well, we're doing everything we can, I'm working at my desk and Radar's scared.

    Flagg (to Klinger): You know, up close, you're a guy.
    Klinger: Far away, too!

    Henry (as he cuts himself shaving). Ouch! Oh, it's just a littlel blood, nice and red. Cut myself last week... I bled khaki.
    Radar: Ha, that's a good one sir!
    Henry: Thanks

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    Writers_Cramp

    [76]Jun 24, 2006
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    Soldier: Doctor, why does my nurse need a shave?

    Oh, Klinger.
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    Sunflower923

    [77]Jun 25, 2006
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    There are sooo many to chose from!! One of my faves is in my signature but a few others are:

    BJ "You want me to apologize for being more rational than you are? Hawkeye "Excuse me, I feel a tantrum coming on"

    Colonel Flagg "Now you took a yellow Red before a white American which is pretty pinko. Hawkeye "You're even boring in technicolor.

    Colonel Potter  "Pierce you're temporary CO. Hawk "I'm who?" BJ "There goes the war."

    Trapper "I peeked at the end Frank. The devil did it."

    A gunshot sounds  Colonel Blake " What the hell was that?" Hawk "I don't know but you'll have to take a stroke. Blake "But I can't even find my ball. Hawk "Then that's two strokes."

    Captain Pratt " My people wanna know what Flagg's people are up to. Colonel Blake " Why do we have to be in the middle? Can't you let my people go?

    Hawk " I think he's surrendering. Let's put our hands down. BJ "Okay you go first. Hawk "Thanks. How about if we just put one down? BJ "Show some guts. Put 'em both down. If he doesn't shoot you, I'll put mine down. If he does shoot you, I'll put yours up again."

    Radar "I'm trying to get the shelling stopped. It's outgoing. Hawk "Then it's our stuff? Radar " Well we can't let them have all the fun."

    Hawk "What?" Radar "He's got a suggestion but I think it's physically impossible." Hawk grabs the phone. Hawk " Who is this? Lieutenant Gage? Captain Pierce here. Listen those shells of yours are bouncing our guys right out of their beds. Give us a break huh? We're on the same team. Uh huh. Radar "What did he say?" Hawk "You're right Radar, he's got a lot to learn about anatomy.  

    Trapper "What's the scam?" Hawk " We're just about to draw straws to see who goes out and diffuses the bomb." Trapper " Boy do I know when to come into a room."

    Winchester " It's too late for coffee. Just a cigarette and a firing squad, please." Hawk "We're never gonna get it down him. We'll have to dump him in the urn." Winchester "Oh what a good idea, I can drown in there."

    Edited on 06/25/2006 10:12pm
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    Writers_Cramp

    [78]Jun 26, 2006
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    Radar: (Arguing the hygiene of his rabbit, Babette) I bathe her every day! She's cleaner than me!

    Hawkeye: What isn't?

    Edited on 06/26/2006 8:01am
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    sejbeth

    [79]Jun 29, 2006
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    Kylie1403 wrote:
    rogue_angel7o9 wrote:
    my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.
    same!!! sidney is one of my FAVE characetrs

    i love this quote toe. I use it some times

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    Writers_Cramp

    [80]Jun 29, 2006
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    I'm gonna use it at my birthday party tomorrow....

    Scary part is, my friend might try it.
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