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    MaxPointy

    [81]Jul 12, 2006
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    Burns: Sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan!

    Potter: I see. So naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.
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    MaxPointy

    [82]Jul 12, 2006
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    Followed a mere seconds later by another Potter gem in reference to Burns:

    "The man's a mental pygmy!"
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    Luv_Charmed

    [83]Jul 31, 2006
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    here is one of my favs

    Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. -- Frank

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    PapaTazzz

    [84]Aug 1, 2006
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    rogue_angel7o9 wrote:
    my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.
    I would have to agree with you there.
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    PapaTazzz

    [85]Aug 1, 2006
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    rogue_angel7o9 wrote:
    my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.
    I would have to agree with you there.
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    Writers_Cramp

    [86]Aug 2, 2006
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    Double post. And I said that to my class one day.

    The teacher made me sit back down.
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    Tim1231

    [87]Aug 2, 2006
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    lmao
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    Writers_Cramp

    [88]Aug 2, 2006
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    I've dared my guy friend to come to school on the first day wearing a dress, and stating that he's trying to get a section 8 (Even though he's not in the army).
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    Tim1231

    [89]Aug 3, 2006
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    writers_crap, You are a very funny person
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    Writers_Cramp

    [90]Aug 3, 2006
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    Thank you. I wish I coulda been on M*A*S*H.

    And did you just call me writers CRAP?!?

    Edited on 08/03/2006 4:14pm
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    Tim1231

    [91]Aug 3, 2006
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    oppsssss..... Terribly sry. Just noticed it....

    terribly sry

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    Tim1231

    [92]Aug 3, 2006
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    oppsssss..... Terribly sry. Just noticed it....

    terribly sry

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    HelloStuart

    [93]Aug 4, 2006
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    Tim1231 wrote:

    terribly sry


    Writers is pretty thick-skinned; unless you find a severed horse's head on your bed tomorrow morning, you'll be fine.
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    Writers_Cramp

    [94]Aug 4, 2006
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    Horses aren't my style.

    Dogs are.
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    Tim1231

    [95]Aug 4, 2006
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    Ic U like the god father style but just saw something to improve on it.... I like it
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    Writers_Cramp

    [96]Aug 6, 2006
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    Exactly. Just call me 'the Godmother'.

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    Tim1231

    [97]Aug 7, 2006
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    hello god father
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    Writers_Cramp

    [98]Aug 7, 2006
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    Mother, god MOTHER.

    Anyways....
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    HelloStuart

    [99]Aug 11, 2006
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    Writers_Cramp wrote:
    Mother, god MOTHER.

    Anyways....

    Do you have giant butterfly wings and a wand?

    But I digress. Back to the quotes.
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    Jackal52

    [100]Aug 15, 2006
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    There are so many great quotes but two of my favorites are too long to list the dialogue in Dear Dad Again after Frank and Hotlips have a fight up until he falls over and the other is Alcoholics Unanimous, pretty much that entire episode. But here is one from Some 38th Parallels:

    Potter: "Some men are born to greatness others have garbage thrust upon them, you've got it Burns."
    Burns: "I won't let you down sir."
    Potter: "There's no way you can."
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