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    sejbeth

    [121]Jan 13, 2007
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    One of my favorite quotes is when Hawk gives the eulogy at his own funeral. Where he tells everyone he loves them. I don't remember how it goes, but it's really touching.

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    eroscillator

    [122]Jan 15, 2007
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     the instrument has yet to be invented that can measure my indifference to that remark
    Edited on 01/16/2007 9:13am
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    eroscillator

    [123]Jan 15, 2007
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    hotlips: oh frank, without you my intellectual life would simply stagnate
    frank: how's this snap open?



    henry: you can say anything you want in front of radar
    flagg: ok i will,,GET OUT!!!!!!!
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    eroscillator

    [125]Jan 15, 2007
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    bj: would you like to talk to the priest?

    soldier: sure, but i'm an atheist

    bj: really?

    soldier: swear to god!

    Edited on 01/16/2007 9:13am
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    eroscillator

    [126]Jan 15, 2007
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    sgt: adam's ribs! i'd walk a mile on my knees in the snow for a takeout order
    trap: he's one of you
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    eroscillator

    [127]Jan 15, 2007
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    frank: the gall!

    trap: it's your liver actually

    plastic surgeon (stanley something): ok i've seen the garbage dump,,,where's the camp?

    Edited on 01/16/2007 7:40pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    eroscillator

    [128]Jan 16, 2007
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    my fave>>>>>>>>>>>

    (trap/hawk have weekend pass)
    frank: first they'll check in and freshen up like people of their ilk do,,then they'll go to the bar where those GIRLS will be perched up on barstools,,,and these two letchers will slither up to them and,,,,,,,,,you know

    hotlips: WHAT frank,,what do i know!!!!!!!!!
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    eroscillator

    [129]Jan 16, 2007
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    hawk: frank's beady little eyes look left,,then right,,then out the back of his head,,then he gives hotlips a non-committal goodbye leer


    (i gotta a million of 'em)
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    eroscillator

    [130]Jan 16, 2007
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    trap: count off!
    radar: ,,,are you one?
    hawk: yes! are you!!
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    dumbblonde76

    [131]Mar 13, 2007
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    Radar (on the phone): We're getting a lot of near misses here, could you find out who's doing it? YOU'RE doing it? Listen buddy, we're a hospital! How would you like it if we fired patients at you!?

     

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    mashfan_26208

    [132]Mar 14, 2007
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Dr. Freedman
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    Rock99and9

    [133]Sep 3, 2007
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    Hawkeye: ....after all he has a thirty thousand dollar car and two houses.

    Frank: That's a thirty thousand dollar house and two cars.

    Edited on 09/03/2007 6:04pm
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    Rock99and9

    [134]Sep 3, 2007
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    This is more of a sight gag but the quote made it extremely funny.

    Potter: Did I just fall down?

    BJ: No!

    Potter : I didn't think so...

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    Rock99and9

    [135]Sep 3, 2007
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    dlmsigh wrote:
    Radar informing everyone of Colonel Blake's death: "I have a message: Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

    Not many people remember this but after this episode aired, and people complained about how Henry Blake "died", a few days later on the Carol Burnett show, McLean Stevenson guest starred and the show began with him floating on a raft in an "ocean" and yelling at the camera: "I'm OK!"

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    ladybritcomfan

    [136]Sep 3, 2007
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    Jungle24 wrote:
    ...but know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid an festering sewer. -- Charles

    I love that one too! Here's another one I like:

    Father Mulcahy: Let me tell you something, however compulsory it may be. There's no film, I'm live.

    I also like Margaret's speech from "The Nurses".
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    ladybritcomfan

    [137]Sep 3, 2007
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    HelloStuart wrote:
    Writers_Cramp wrote:
    Oh, definitely. I don't think anyone would hear that quote and go "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Unless someone was tickling them at the time.

    Or hated McLean Stevenson.

    How could anyone hate McLean Stevenson?
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    ladybritcomfan

    [138]Sep 3, 2007
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    Kylie1403 wrote:
    rogue_angel7o9 wrote:
    my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.


    same!!!
    sidney is one of my FAVE characetrs

    I always enjoyed it when Sidney paid the 4077th a visit.
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    lyghthouse

    [140]Sep 4, 2007
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    eroscillator wrote:

    bj: would you like to talk to the priest?

    soldier: sure, but i'm an atheist

    bj: really?

    soldier: swear to god!



    That's a good one!
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