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    ladybritcomfan

    [161]Dec 14, 2007
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    neurononsense wrote:
    Someone may have already said this one, but I love it when Father Mulcahy gives a sermon on the evils of alcohol while completely drunk. He says, "Friends, let me tell you something, however compulsory it may be: there's no film. I'm live." The way he carries out that line is perfect.
    That whole scene is perfect! I may have mentioned it earlier in this post, but I'm not sure. It's one of my favorite quotes and scenesfrom the series.
    Edited on 12/14/2007 10:39pm
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    clickydowiz

    [162]Jan 3, 2008
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    What episode is the quote between Radar and Winchester from? please reply.
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    clickydowiz

    [163]Jan 3, 2008
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    Sorry the quote I'm talking about is this one Winchester: Can you tell me what I'm going to say... now?
    Radar: Yes sir, but I promised Father Mulcahy I wouldn't say those words. what episode?
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    lyghthouse

    [164]Jan 8, 2008
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    In the episode where Charles is choreographing a practical joke war between Hawkey/BJ and Margaret (and Father Mulcahy is up for a promotion but does not get it)

    Margaret throws a pie at Hawkeye and BJ in the mess tent, but it hits Father Mulcahy as he's just walking in.

    "This just isn't my day." He says.

    :-)

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    ElenorGreanLeEf

    [165]Feb 13, 2008
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    Hi I'm new to this forum. One of my favorite quotes is from Chief Surgeon Who?

    Frank: Haven't you two anything better to do when you're off duty than to lie around and swill gin?
    Hawkeye: 'Swill gin?' Sir, I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled!

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    lyghthouse

    [166]Feb 14, 2008
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    Father Mulcahy's rant (in "Fallen Idol") has to go down as one of the best quotes ever...

    "...He's lying in a hosiptal bed with tubes sticking out of him, and you...you call him a ninny?!...I'm outraged, I'm incensed, where's your humanity? Your sense of decency? I'm acramonious!"

    Another favorite Mulcahy line, "Do as the good book says, and love thy neighbor or I'll punch your lights out!"
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    ElenorGreanLeEf

    [167]Feb 14, 2008
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    LOL Which episode is the last one from? It's hilarious!
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    ladybritcomfan

    [168]Feb 14, 2008
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    ElenorGreanLeEf wrote:
    LOL Which episode is the last one from? It's hilarious!

    From "Captain's Outrageous" in season 8.
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    lyghthouse

    [169]Feb 15, 2008
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    ladybritcomfan wrote:
    ElenorGreanLeEf wrote:
    LOL Which episode is the last one from? It's hilarious!

    From "Captain's Outrageous" in season 8.


    Thanks, Ladybritcomfan.
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    ladybritcomfan

    [170]Feb 16, 2008
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    lyghthouse wrote:
    ladybritcomfan wrote:
    ElenorGreanLeEf wrote:
    LOL Which episode is the last one from? It's hilarious!

    From "Captain's Outrageous" in season 8.


    Thanks, Ladybritcomfan.


    You're welcome.
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    PierceMD

    [171]Mar 3, 2008
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    'I can't believe I'm sitting in the chair from which a thousand indecisions have been launched.'

    Pierce to Radar in one of the season 2 episodes.

    Edited on 03/03/2008 2:52pm
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    ladybritcomfan

    [172]Mar 3, 2008
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    PierceMD wrote:

    'I can't believe I'm sitting in the chair from which a thousand indecisions have been launched.'

    Pierce to Radar in one of the season 2 episodes.


    That was from "Carry On Hawkeye".
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    red1060

    [173]Mar 10, 2008
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    Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
    Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.

    Margaret: They've made a mockery of my majority!
    Hawkeye: Well, what do ya now, we're major mockers.

    Frank: I'm here to relieve you.
    Hawkeye: You do resemble an enema.


    I also love the announcments

    PA System: Attention all personnel. Due to the shortage of oil and wood, tonight's movie will be burned at 1800

    PA System: Attention all personnel. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out in ten minutes sharp. Anyone not in their own beds at that time will have to spend the night wherever they are.

    PA System: Attention all personnel. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week

    PA System: And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism!

    PA System: Tonight's war movie is moved to tomorrow. It's the latest war department film on the dangers of VD. Be sure to see it with someone you love!

    PA System: Attention all personnel. Please contact Colonel Blake if anyone knows the whereabouts of tonight's entree. In the meantime, please be on the lookout for a while caucasian lamb. He is reported to be unarmed and considered to be delicious.

    PA System: All personnel must begin sleeping together tonight. Check bulletin board to determine the sex of your tent.

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    Cchoo_Cat

    [174]Jul 1, 2008
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    Favorite Mulcahy:

    Dazed Mucahy is pulled from a bombed Latrine (who hasn't been there?). Recounts a childhood memory.

    Mulcahy : Sis and I picked these apples from under the tree. I remember, I said, "you can't make pie from crabapples!" And she said, " I learned how in the Girls Scouts."

    Hawkeye : He'll be all right. He's just a little dazed.

    Mulcahy : She used brown sugar, and the crust was just so crispy and nice. Well, it was so good, we ate it all before dinner.

    Hawkeye : Get him back to his tent, let him rest.

    Mulcahy : Mommy came into the kitchen and said, "What the hell is going on in here?"

    Mulcahy thinks that Klinger in a dress is his mother.

    Mulcahy : I remember mommy. You know, that was the first time I ever heard you swear!

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    lyghthouse

    [175]Jul 2, 2008
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    Cchoo_Cat wrote:

    Favorite Mulcahy:

    Dazed Mucahy is pulled from a bombed Latrine (who hasn't been there?). Recounts a childhood memory.

    Mulcahy : Sis and I picked these apples from under the tree. I remember, I said, "you can't make pie from crabapples!" And she said, " I learned how in the Girls Scouts."

    Hawkeye : He'll be all right. He's just a little dazed.

    Mulcahy : She used brown sugar, and the crust was just so crispy and nice. Well, it was so good, we ate it all before dinner.

    Hawkeye : Get him back to his tent, let him rest.

    Mulcahy : Mommy came into the kitchen and said, "What the hell is going on in here?"

    Mulcahy thinks that Klinger in a dress is his mother.

    Mulcahy : I remember mommy. You know, that was the first time I ever heard you swear!



    That's a great one!!
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    MicheleNZ

    [176]Jul 3, 2008
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    lyghthouse wrote:

    In the episode where Charles is choreographing a practical joke war between Hawkey/BJ and Margaret (and Father Mulcahy is up for a promotion but does not get it)

    Margaret throws a pie at Hawkeye and BJ in the mess tent, but it hits Father Mulcahy as he's just walking in.

    "This just isn't my day." He says.

    :-)

    what episode is this from?

    Thanks

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    ladybritcomfan

    [177]Jul 3, 2008
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    MicheleNZ wrote:
    lyghthouse wrote:

    In the episode where Charles is choreographing a practical joke war between Hawkey/BJ and Margaret (and Father Mulcahy is up for a promotion but does not get it)

    Margaret throws a pie at Hawkeye and BJ in the mess tent, but it hits Father Mulcahy as he's just walking in.

    "This just isn't my day." He says.

    :-)

    what episode is this from?

    Thanks

    That's from "An Eye For A Tooth" in Season 7.
    Edited on 07/03/2008 10:55pm
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    mulefritters

    [178]Sep 25, 2008
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    eroscillator wrote:

    frank: the gall!

    trap: it's your liver actually

    plastic surgeon (stanley something): ok i've seen the garbage dump,,,where's the camp?

    same episode - stosh: (upon seeing his quarters)"where do you flush this room?"
    Edited on 09/25/2008 9:46am
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    mulefritters

    [179]Sep 25, 2008
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    sejbeth wrote:

    One of my favorite quotes is when Hawk gives the eulogy at his own funeral. Where he tells everyone he loves them. I don't remember how it goes, but it's really touching.



    Doesn't he tell everybody he loves them at Millie Carpenter's funeral? I don't remember him having a funeral. I thought he just had a wake.
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    mulefritters

    [180]Sep 25, 2008
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    clickydowiz wrote:
    Sorry the quote I'm talking about is this one Winchester: Can you tell me what I'm going to say... now?
    Radar: Yes sir, but I promised Father Mulcahy I wouldn't say those words. what episode?


    I think that's the season opener to episode 6: "Fade in, Fade out"
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