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Favorite BJ pun

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    lyghthouse

    [21]Feb 1, 2008
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    good one!
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    neurononsense

    [22]Feb 1, 2008
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    B.J. -- Are your leather jammies missing?

    Hawkeye -- I don't have any, do you?

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    ladybritcomfan

    [23]Mar 7, 2008
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    (After Frank calls Hawkeye and B.J. goofballs)

    B.J.: I was invited to a goof ball once but I didn't have a thing to wear.
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    pashotshot

    [24]Jul 9, 2008
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    I really like most of the Hunnicut puns, but I really like the episode where he does a pun on his first, and middle name initials. He said at first that B.J. stood for anything anyone wanted, and he revealed that his initials were named after his parents, making it look like Bea Jay Hunnicut, which sounds just like B.J. Hunnicut.
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    revbucky

    [25]Jul 29, 2008
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    Simmons: I'm sorry for being so young. BJ: That's all right, you'll grow out of it.

    One of my favorites!
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    pashotshot

    [26]Sep 15, 2008
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    I like it, too. Very priceless.
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    mash_sg1angel

    [27]Sep 17, 2008
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    BJ: "Get along, little doggie"
    Hawkeye: I had a long little doggie once.
    BJ: Really, what kind?
    Hawkeye: He was a dauchsund.
    BJ:Oh, a little hot dog. What happened to him?
    Hawkeye:He got all mustered out.
    BJ:I relish these conversations.

    Edited on 09/17/2008 4:13am
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    pashotshot

    [28]Sep 20, 2008
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    I like that one.
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    mulefritters

    [29]Jun 17, 2009
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    In 'The Billfold Syndrome' in season 7, when Charles stops talking to the entire camp and Hawkeye and B.J. make it their mission to make him talk.

    Hawkeye asks B.J. if they should sit with Charles in the Mess Tent and B.J. responds "Yes, let's joust with the silent knight."

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    mulefritters

    [30]Apr 11, 2010
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    From season 10 ep. 9'Twas the Day After Christmas:


    Margaret: K.P.? I didn't go into a kitchen when I was married!


    B.J.: I'll watch, you dry.

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    ct02809sb

    [31]Jul 5, 2010
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    I'm not a fan of the puns that were common in the later years. They are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

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