Colonel Potter: You know, son, this swag lamp of yours is great! It brilliantly illuminates every word on this page.
Klinger: And what words are those, sir?
Colonel Potter: Surprisingly enough, they're the same words, all down the page: Sherman T. Potter, Sherman T. Potter, ad infinito. Now why would I sign my John Hancock 47 times?
Klinger: Ah, see, that's the thing, sir. You were sleepwalking one night, and started signing your name. I figured I shouldn't wake you.
Colonel Potter: And it's probably good that you didn't. But Klinger:
Colonel Potter: You put too much swoop on the T!