Potter: Climb in, Pierce. Where's your gun?
Hawkeye: Sulking under my cot. We're not on speaking terms.
Potter: Go kiss it and make up. You're taking it with you.
Hawkeye: Colonel, if I touch that gun, I'll just trigger another argument.
Potter: Pierce, you're taking along your sidearm!
Hawkeye: (holding up each arm in turn) Correct, I'm taking along my right side arm and my left side arm.
BJ: You need an enemy before you can surrender, Hawkeye. Didn't they teach you that in basic training?