Season 5 Episode 13

Hawk's Nightmare

Aired Unknown Dec 21, 1976 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Haqwkeye: We're all a bunch of pediatricians. All except you, Frank.
      Frank: Oh? And what am I? Well?
      Hawkeye: Don't rush me. I'm still working on it.
      (Frank bumps into Margaret)
      Magaret: Tsk. Clumsy oaf.
      Hawkeye: And no prompting from the studio audience, please.

    • Sidney: You dream to escape, but the war invades your dream and you wake up screaming. The dream is peaceful. Reality is the nightmare.

    • Margaret: That dream could have been a warning. A premonition.
      Hawkeye: I don't believe in that stuff.
      Margaret: Some people have extra-sensory perception.
      Hawkeye: I knew you were going to say that.

    • Hawkeye: You know, Klinger, you're not just another pretty face. (pause) You're definitely not just another pretty face.

    • (Klinger and Radar watch Sidney play a game of imaginary basketball with Hawkeye)
      Klinger: Is it any wonder I can't get a Section Eight? In this outfit, you wanna be crazy you gotta stand in line.

    • Hawkeye: It's one thing to live in a shooting gallery, but now I'm being attacked from inside. I'm afraid to lie down in my sack, I'm afraid to close my eyes. How do I defend myself from myself?

    • Hawkeye: (with hand under shirt like Napoleon) Mais oui, Josephine, I am as sane as you.

  • Notes

    • During this season, Patricia Stevens (Nurse) did double duty as the voice of Velma Dinkley for Hanna-Barbera's The Scooby-Doo/Dynomutt Hour (ABC, 1976-77).

  • Allusions

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