M*A*S*H

Season 4 Episode 5

Hey, Doc

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Aired Unknown Oct 10, 1975 on CBS
8.1
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Hey, Doc
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It's quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

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  • Snipers and stuff

    8.2
    This was more fun than a monkey of barrels, except for the snipers. Just goes to show what a little manuvering around the system can accomplish. 2 bottles of Scotch, a runaway tank (with Frank driving it what do you expect), and an "entrapaneur" looking for a way home by boat (so he can open a Korean restaurant in Philadelphia? They could have done better than that). Only took 3 doctors to sign his waiver; where can I get that kind of attention. :)

    Funniest line: "Stick out your toe and say ah." I'll drink to that, even if it is just 8 year old Scotch.moreless
Alan Alda

Alan Alda

Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

Gary Burghoff

Gary Burghoff

Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly (Season 1-8)

Harry Morgan

Harry Morgan

Colonel Sherman T. Potter (Season 4-11)

Larry Linville

Larry Linville

Major Franklin Delano Marion Burns (Season 1-5)

Jamie Farr

Jamie Farr

Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger

Loretta Swit

Loretta Swit

Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan

Frank Marth

Frank Marth

Colonel Griswald

Guest Star

Bruce Kirby

Bruce Kirby

Sgt. Kimble

Guest Star

Ted Hamilton

Ted Hamilton

Lt. Chivers

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  • TRIVIA (1)

    • It is alluded that "SGT" Kimble is the motor pool sergeant, but while in uniform he's wearing the "3 up-3 down" rank with a diamond. This is the rank of a First Sergeant (1SG) which would imply he's got more responsibility than just vehicles.

  • QUOTES (9)

    • B.J.: Ah, hah! The offending digit.
      Hawkeye: So, in spite of all the training films and lectures, you went out and got yourself an ingrown toenail instead of saving yourself for marriage.
      Lt. Chivers: Yes, I'm afraid so.
      Hawkeye: Well, you came to the right place, Lieutenant.
      Lt. Chivers: Yes, I've been told.
      B.J.: Very often these things are done in sleazy back rooms in Cuba. We're clean and safe.

    • Lt. Chivers: Doctors.
      B.J.: How's the...small problem?
      Lt. Chivers: Splendid.
      B.J.: You do understand, of course, that your toes should have nothing to do with any other toes for at least a month.

    • Frank: Think the sun shines outta your bellybutton, don't ya?
      Hawkeye: I'm having it corked.

    • Margaret: Major Burns handles our most difficult cases.
      Hawkeye: Which is only fair. He's our most difficult doctor.

    • Radar: (on the phone) Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit, somebody's trying to kill me!

    • Lt. Chivers: Thievery's getting quite out of hand. Last week I lost two machine guns and a tea cosy.

    • (Hiding under a Jeep during sniper fire)
      BJ: This isn't happening!
      Hawkeye: It feels like it's happening.

    • Hawkeye: Colonel, about the sniping...
      Colonel Potter: We're doing all we can, I'm working at my desk and Radar's scared.
      BJ: And that's all?
      Colonel Potter: I can work twice as hard if you like. Radar, can you be twice as scared?
      Radar: No problem, sir.

    • (Frank and Margaret are in Margaret's tent)
      Hawkeye: (from outside) Frank?
      BJ: You in there?
      Frank: (whispering) They're trying to catch us at something!
      Margaret: We're not doing anything.
      Frank: Oh yeah. Who'd have thought?

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