Radar: Uh, the plane with John Wayne didn't get here.
Henry: Darn it!
Radar: Well, what movie are we showing tonight?
Henry: Well, what have we got on hand?
Radar: Uh, well, I could give you Bonzo Goes To College, or The Thing That Ate The Bronx.
Henry: Uh, show 'em both!
Hawkeye: Preferably at the same time.