Charles: Well, I was born in upper Boston, where my family has lived for five generations--
B.J.: In a modest twenty-room log cabin.
Charles: Due to my background and breeding, it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools: Choate. Harvard.
Hawkeye: The Massachusetts School of Snobbery.
Charles: When they get this way I usually just...hit them with a rolled-up newspaper.
B.J.: Last night we ate his slipper!