M*A*S*H

Season 1 Episode 1

M*A*S*H - The Pilot

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Aired Unknown Sep 17, 1972 on CBS

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    • Frank: I don't want a Kelly clamp, Lieutenant!
      Ginger: But that's what you asked for.
      Frank: Give me what I want, not what I asked for!
      Hawkeye: Hey, Ginger, put a clamp on his mouth. You can show us all your diploma later, Frank.
      Frank: That's enough, Captain!
      Hawkeye: Oh, clever.

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