Trapper: Some nurse this guy had.
Hawkeye: Oh, yeah. Was that the one with the...
Trapper: Yeah, right. The one I was tellin' you about. Hi, Ho-Jon. She came to me once with a sore throat. She didn't mind me examining her tonsils, but she didn't understand why she had to take off her clothes.
Hawkeye: That's a woman all over.
Trapper: Best place for 'em to be.