M*A*S*H

Season 1 Episode 1

M*A*S*H - The Pilot

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Aired Unknown Sep 17, 1972 on CBS

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    • Radar: You guys got mail. That's Hawkeye. Trapper.
      Trapper: I don't feel like mail.
      Hawkeye: Go ahead, open it. They can't draft you again.
      (Trapper opens his letter)
      Trapper: Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this? She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her.
      Hawkeye: Well, didn't you?
      Trapper: Yeah, but how did she figure it out?

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