M*A*S*H

Season 1 Episode 1

M*A*S*H - The Pilot

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Aired Unknown Sep 17, 1972 on CBS

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    • Hawkeye: What does everybody want here? What do all these people want more than anything else?
      Trapper: To go home or, uh, Tokyo, whichever comes first.
      Hawkeye: What do they really want?
      Trapper: Sex.
      Hawkeye: Ahh.
      Trapper: 'Cept for those baseball perverts.

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