Margaret: Captain Pierce!
Hawkeye: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. My dance card's all full.
Margaret: Where is he?
Margaret: You know very well who. Major Burns! He's been missing for hours!
Hawkeye: Oh, I thought you'd heard.
Margaret: Heard what?
Hawkeye: Frank's gone over to the enemy. They offered him one hundred dollars more a week and a royalty on bedpans.