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M*A*S*H

Season 1 Episode 1

M*A*S*H - The Pilot

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Aired Unknown Sep 17, 1972 on CBS

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    • Margaret: Captain Pierce!
      Hawkeye: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. My dance card's all full.
      Margaret: Where is he?
      Hawkeye: Who?
      Margaret: You know very well who. Major Burns! He's been missing for hours!
      Hawkeye: Oh, I thought you'd heard.
      Margaret: Heard what?
      Hawkeye: Frank's gone over to the enemy. They offered him one hundred dollars more a week and a royalty on bedpans.

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