(Klinger goes to the mess tent after looking for a new movie for the camp.)
Klinger: So far, the only movie that's available is a little nibbit called Terror In The Tiny Town. It's a Western with an all-midget cast.
Hawkeye: Oh, great! What do we do? Show it on a pillow-case?
B.J.: No doubt with selected short subjects.
Klinger: I'm serious, guys! It's a real movie!
Rizzo: You guys stink! Who wants to see a shrimp cowboy?