M*A*S*H

Season 9 Episode 13

No Laughing Matter

2
Aired Unknown Feb 16, 1981 on CBS

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    • Klinger: Major, look at the big picture. If you're smart, the only physical thing you'll greet Colonel Baldwin with is a handshake. This situation calls for tact, diplomacy, and sucking up.
      Charles: Suck up? A Winchester?
      Klinger: Remember, to grow a beautiful rose, sometimes you've gotta shovel a lotta manure.
      Charles: Why am I listening to this interminable drivel when there is a perfect murder to be planned?

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