(Hawkeye and BJ can't sleep and are sitting in the tent.)
BJ: Hey Hawk, you want to know what's was in that letter?
Hawkeye: Can you tell it to me in the dark?
BJ: Peg said the gutters have to be cleaned out.
BJ: That's it.
Hawkeye: (Siting up in disblief) Let me get straight, you're talking about gutters. The kind that are on people's houses.
BJ: Yeah. Damn it.
Hawkeye: Oh, I see, that's certainly grounds for a hardship discharge. Wake me up if you have any other problems, like if Peg runs out of dental floss.
(BJ sits up angrily)
BJ: I knew you wouldn't understand.
Hawkeye: You've been keeping me up half the night. Playing turkey in the oven, turning the light on to see if I'm done, over gutters?!