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M*A*S*H

Season 9 Episode 11

No Sweat

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Aired Unknown Feb 02, 1981 on CBS

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    • (Hawkeye and BJ can't sleep and are sitting in the tent.)
      BJ: Hey Hawk, you want to know what's was in that letter?
      Hawkeye: Can you tell it to me in the dark?
      BJ: Yeah.
      Hawkeye: O.K.
      BJ: Peg said the gutters have to be cleaned out.
      Hawkeye: And...
      BJ: That's it.
      Hawkeye: (Siting up in disblief) Let me get straight, you're talking about gutters. The kind that are on people's houses.
      BJ: Yeah. Damn it.
      Hawkeye: Oh, I see, that's certainly grounds for a hardship discharge. Wake me up if you have any other problems, like if Peg runs out of dental floss.
      (BJ sits up angrily)
      BJ: I knew you wouldn't understand.
      Hawkeye: You've been keeping me up half the night. Playing turkey in the oven, turning the light on to see if I'm done, over gutters?!

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