M*A*S*H

Season 7 Episode 6

None Like it Hot

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Aired Unknown Oct 23, 1978 on CBS
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As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ receive their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.moreless

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    Alan Alda

    Alan Alda

    Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

    David Ogden Stiers

    David Ogden Stiers

    Major Charles Emerson Winchester III (Season 6-11)

    Gary Burghoff

    Gary Burghoff

    Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly (Season 1-8)

    Harry Morgan

    Harry Morgan

    Colonel Sherman T. Potter (Season 4-11)

    Jamie Farr

    Jamie Farr

    Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger

    Loretta Swit

    Loretta Swit

    Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan

    Ted Gehring

    Ted Gehring

    Sergeant Clifford Rhoden

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    Mic Rodgers

    Mic Rodgers

    Private

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    Johnny Haymer

    Johnny Haymer

    Zale

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    Jeff Maxwell

    Jeff Maxwell

    Igor

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    Kellye Nakahara

    Kellye Nakahara

    Kellye

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • If a cool dip in a bathtub is so wonderful, why doesn't Hawkeye dig up the swimming pool he enjoyed with Trapper and Henry in Episode 65?

    • QUOTES (12)

      • (Klinger rushes into the pre-op looking hot and dehydrated and on the verge of collapsing.)
        Klinger: Hey, Doc! Can you spare a salt pill?
        Hawkeye: (disgusted) Oh, Klinger! Come on! Get off it, will ya?
        Klinger: Not when I've come this far. I don't care if they send me back in an eyedropper as long as they send me back. Where do you keep the salt pills?
        (Colonel Potter walks in.)
        Potter: Somebody asking for salt pills?
        (Klinger stands up straight.)
        Klinger: Salt pills? Oh, uh, no, not for me, sir! Some of the other people are having problems with the heat. Weak constitutions, quitters, that sort of thing. I thought I'd spend my last day helping the others. As for myself, sir, I'm fresh as a daisy.
        B. J.: But you smell like a garlic blossom.

      • Mulcahy: Morning, B.J.
        B.J.: Oh, good morning, Father. Hot enough for you?
        Mulcahy: Purgatorial. I like to think of it as a sinner's sneak preview.

      • PA Announcer: Attention! The Pierce-Hunnicut bathtub will remain open on a first-come, first-soap basis. Your cooperation is appreciated, but not expected.

      • Col. Potter: Steady, steady. You want more suction?
        Hawkeye: Just more silence.
        Col. Potter: Okay, okay. But sometimes the simple operations prove to be the trickiest.
        BJ: I had a professor who stitched that on a cadaver.

      • Rhoden: Here's something nobody can resist. (moves between Hawkeye and Radar) Stag films guaranteed to make a grown man blush. (looks at Radar) Probably kill you.

      • Charles: (describing Klinger) That man is the Michelangelo of deviant behavior.

      • Hawkeye: Radar, don't pick at your food. It'll never heal.

      • Margaret: I want it!
        Hawkeye: Women often have that reaction when they see me naked.

      • Charles: Your middle-class sense of decency and fair play will overcome the malice you now bear me, and soon I shall be luxuriating in that canvas Xanadu. And if that craps out, I'll just bribe you silly.

      • Hawkeye: To willpower! Now quick drink, before I run after him.

      • Potter: That's one way out of this man's army.
        Klinger: I always thought of it as That Man's army.

      • Father Mulcahy: I have a good mind to baptise you both, in dirty water.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • The episode title is a play on the classic 1959 movie Some Like It Hot, which starred Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis.

      • Hawkeye: Good Lord! Tom Sawyer and Becky are still lost down there!
        Refers to the Mark Twain book, Tom Sawyer, during which the children Tom and Becky become lost in a deep cave system for a great deal of time, and are nearly given up for dead.

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