M*A*S*H

Season 7 Episode 6

None Like it Hot

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Aired Unknown Oct 23, 1978 on CBS

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    • (Klinger rushes into the pre-op looking hot and dehydrated and on the verge of collapsing.)
      Klinger: Hey, Doc! Can you spare a salt pill?
      Hawkeye: (disgusted) Oh, Klinger! Come on! Get off it, will ya?
      Klinger: Not when I've come this far. I don't care if they send me back in an eyedropper as long as they send me back. Where do you keep the salt pills?
      (Colonel Potter walks in.)
      Potter: Somebody asking for salt pills?
      (Klinger stands up straight.)
      Klinger: Salt pills? Oh, uh, no, not for me, sir! Some of the other people are having problems with the heat. Weak constitutions, quitters, that sort of thing. I thought I'd spend my last day helping the others. As for myself, sir, I'm fresh as a daisy.
      B. J.: But you smell like a garlic blossom.

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