M*A*S*H

Season 2 Episode 15

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Aired Unknown Dec 22, 1973 on CBS

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    • (Radar pulls off Hawkeye's blanket and Hawkeye has his feet on the pillow)
      Hawkeye: Radar, who asked you to wake my feet?
      Radar: Sir, your head's at the wrong end.
      Hawkeye: No it's not, it's always been here! I'm gonna count to three, and by the time I get to one I want you out of here.
      Radar: McIntyre needs you in surgery.
      Hawkeye: I just came off 14 hours of surgery, if I cut open one more body it'll be yours, for waking me! Out! And cover my feet, the light's shining in my toenails.

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