(Radar pulls off Hawkeye's blanket and Hawkeye has his feet on the pillow)
Hawkeye: Radar, who asked you to wake my feet?
Radar: Sir, your head's at the wrong end.
Hawkeye: No it's not, it's always been here! I'm gonna count to three, and by the time I get to one I want you out of here.
Radar: McIntyre needs you in surgery.
Hawkeye: I just came off 14 hours of surgery, if I cut open one more body it'll be yours, for waking me! Out! And cover my feet, the light's shining in my toenails.