(Klinger just got back from trying to find Margaret's wedding ring, which he threw away)
Margaret: (hopefully) Well?
Klinger: You know, Major, you have a very natural beauty. Why hide it with a lot of jewelry?
(Margaret immediately looks furious)
Klinger: Look, I went through every garbage bin in Korea. I even dove into a pile of burning rubbish 'cause I saw something shiny. It was only a lousy gold watch. Please, get a rifle, shoot me, put me out of your misery.
Margaret: (sounding insane) Oh no, you're not gonna get off that easy! From now on, I'm gonna make your life so rotten, you'll wish you were in combat!
Klinger: Major, I'm tired, I'm dirty, and I burned my nose. On top of that, I'm due on KP in five minutes and I won't have a chance to shower. How are you gonna make my life any more rotten-er?!
(Klinger storms off)
Margaret: ...I'LL WORK ON IT!!!