M*A*S*H

Season 6 Episode 16

Patent 4077

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Aired Unknown Jan 10, 1978 on CBS

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    • (Klinger just got back from trying to find Margaret's wedding ring, which he threw away)
      Margaret: (hopefully) Well?
      Klinger: You know, Major, you have a very natural beauty. Why hide it with a lot of jewelry?
      (Margaret immediately looks furious)
      Klinger: Look, I went through every garbage bin in Korea. I even dove into a pile of burning rubbish 'cause I saw something shiny. It was only a lousy gold watch. Please, get a rifle, shoot me, put me out of your misery.
      Margaret: (sounding insane) Oh no, you're not gonna get off that easy! From now on, I'm gonna make your life so rotten, you'll wish you were in combat!
      Klinger: Major, I'm tired, I'm dirty, and I burned my nose. On top of that, I'm due on KP in five minutes and I won't have a chance to shower. How are you gonna make my life any more rotten-er?!
      (Klinger storms off)
      Margaret: ...I'LL WORK ON IT!!!

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