Hawkeye: I've been stuck in this sewer longer than you have, and nobody wants out of here more than I do!
Hawkeye: Yeah, and let me tell you something else: you're wasting your time with that stuff! I can tell you from personal experience it won't work for long!
Hawkeye: Yeah! It may get you drunk, but it won't get you home!
BJ: Oh, yeah?! (proceeds to destroy the still)
Hawkeye: What are you doing?!
BJ: Just trying not to waste any more time!