Hawkeye: I'll be in conference with my pillow.
Charles: Only if you can avoid your bunkmate Hunnicutt, last seen awash in a sea of that home-brewed swill of yours.
Hawkeye: Very boring, Charles. I've seen BJ drink before...
Charles: Pierce...not like this. If I were his liver, I would sue for separate maintenance!
Hawkeye: In that case, I'll try to fall asleep before I even get there.