(A wounded soldier, one of Winchester's patients, is trying to play up his injury.)
Wounded Soldier: Boy, am I glad you're here, Doc. This thing's killin' me. The pain's shootin' through my body! You think you could've missed something?
Winchester: Private, I do not miss things. You have a superficial laceration of the trapezius. Or, put into words you can understand...you've got a boo-boo on your shoulder. You can put it back now. If there's any pain, it will subside. By the way...that was the worst performance I've ever seen in here! It lacked sincerity, depth! You're lucky I stayed through the whole show!