(Winchester comes in angrily as Hawkeye talks with Private Rich)
Winchester: Alright, Pierce, admit it, you were in my diary.
Hawkeye: Charles, I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't been in your diary.
Winchester: Then how do you explain all the pictures?
Hawkeye: What? It was all dry reading, it needed illustrations.
Winchester: All right, Pierce, it's 2X4's at dawn!