M*A*S*H

Klinger: Maybe I can get out for bravery. I'm sure not making it for nutsery.

(After Mulcahy says a short prayer) Hawkeye: He's really very good, isn't he? Trapper: Tops. Hawkeye: I feel guilty. We tried to get Pat O'Brien.

Henry: The meeting place is a place called Rainbow Bridge. It's fifty miles inside their territory. Frank: It's a trap. Margaret: Absolutely. They're savages! Trapper: I say we go. Frank: When are you going to learn about Chinese treachery? Didn't Pearl Harbor teach you anything?

Hawkeye: Frank, if you say "yellow horde" one more time while the war is still in motion, I'm going to cut out your tongue and use it for a pen wiper.

Margaret: Can I please say something? Trapper: Anything but "yellow horde." Hawkeye (pointing to Frank): That's his.

Hawkeye: It could be a trap, Trap.

Trapper: (to Margaret) If I don't come back, honey, be sure that our son Henry gets a good education. (kisses her)

Henry: Oh, yes. Well, I'm afraid this is what you call your command decision. It's lonely-at-the-top time. Strictly something for your leader. (Long silence) Hawkeye: Well, Henry? Henry: Oh, golly. Whatever you people decide is fine with me.

Hawkeye: Frank, the R-E-D speaks English better than Y-O-U do.