Father Mulcahy: I'm afraid I find it very difficult to lie. I'd have to confess to myself and I can be very harsh.
Major Burnham: I understand you are terrific doctors who don't exactly go by the book.
B.J.: What do you mean? Sure we do!
Hawkeye: But only our book has pictures of naked people playing volleyball.
B.J.: How could you lose a patient between pre-op and OR?
Igor: We tried a short cut.