M*A*S*H

Season 5 Episode 22

Souvenirs

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Aired Unknown Mar 01, 1977 on CBS
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Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business. Klinger tries to get a Section Eight by pole-sitting, but when Potter finds out a rival commander set a record for it, he has Klinger keep going. Frank tries to send a priceless Korean treasure home and also tries to keep a ring Margaret gave him.

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    Alan Alda

    Alan Alda

    Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

    Harry Morgan

    Harry Morgan

    Colonel Sherman T. Potter

    Mike Farrell

    Mike Farrell

    Captain BJ Hunnicut

    Loretta Swit

    Loretta Swit

    Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan

    Larry Linville

    Larry Linville

    Major Franklin Delano Marion Burns

    Gary Burghoff

    Gary Burghoff

    Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly

    Michael Bell

    Michael Bell

    Willie Stratton

    Guest Star

    Brian Dennehy

    Brian Dennehy

    Ernie Connors

    Guest Star

    Scott Mulhern

    Scott Mulhern

    Andy Cooper

    Guest Star

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    • TRIVIA (2)

    • QUOTES (6)

      • Klinger: I set a record!
        Potter: That's right!
        Klinger: Yeah, but someday some kid will come along and break it.
        Potter: In an imitation fox stole and Army shoes? Not a chance!

      • Hawkeye: (seeing Klinger on the pole) What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Klinger is the nuts!

      • Stratton: Here's a pair of earrings, Klinger. I had 'em designed just for you. Huh? They're made out of .45 caliber shells.
        Klinger: Anything over .30 caliber is gauche.

      • Hawkeye: Remember, if you hit oil, we go halvsies.
        BJ: Just my luck, I struck bullet.
        Hawkeye: Well, get the lead out.

      • Margaret: Why are you wasting your time talking to this creep? If my fiance, Donald Penobscott--
        B.J.: Lieutenant Colonel.
        Margaret: --Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott--
        Hawkeye: Of West Point.
        Margaret: That's him. If he were here--which he isn't--you know what he'd do?
        B.J.: Buy an ashtray?
        Margaret: Negative. He'd take this bum by the neck, and he'd deck him! (Suits her actions to the words; Stratton crashes into a corner) 'Sa good thing Donald isn't here.

      • Potter: My nephew's a sucker for souvenirs. He takes trips so he can cover his car windows with decals. Now the nitwit can't see where he's going 'cause his windows are all covered with where he's been.

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