Hawkeye (to Margaret): Maybe you and I are just too choosy. We're both looking for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world.
Margaret: Klinger, I need a dress that shows I'm soft, alluring, and demure. And if you don't help me, I'm gonna break your cheeks.
Margaret: You different men are all alike.
Margaret: I'm just as much a major as any other major. You'll notice these leaves come in gold, not pink for girls and blue for boys.
BJ: I can't believe it, the American College of Surgeons.
Hawkeye: Some college, they don't even have a decent football team.
Hawkeye: I'm olive drab with envy.
Final appearance of Joshua Bryant as Jack Scully. The producers and writers apparently felt he wouldn't work as a love interest for Margaret.
Harry Morgan received an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series.
Scully is now only a Private, having been demoted after punching a 2nd Lieutenant.
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