M*A*S*H

Season 9 Episode 8

Tell it To the Marines

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Aired Unknown Jan 12, 1981 on CBS

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    • Klinger: Sir, the dark cloud of tragedy has once again enveloped the Klinger clan.
      BJ: Please Klinger, not another tragedy. It hurts when I laugh.
      Klinger: I just got word my parents are getting divorced, which means my mother will be deported to Lebanon. I must get home before she leaves.
      Hawkeye: Of course you must. You've got most of her dresses.
      Col. Potter: Now now boys, let's give the begrieved the benefit of the doubt. If he wants to apply for a compassionate discharge, the least we can do is show him sympathy. Let's get that form filled out. BOY!
      (Winchester walks in)
      Winchester: You rang, sir?

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