Season 5 Episode 6

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Aired Unknown Oct 26, 1976 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Flagg: (to Burns) You were insanely jealous of her engagement. You were furious at being rejected! You were capable of murder.
      Hawkeye: That's right! So you hit over the head with a blunt instrument.
      B.J.: A saxophone.
      Hawkeye: Then you hypnotized her and told her she was Johnny Ray.
      B.J.: Then you performed plastic surgery on her, made her look like Johnny.
      Hawkeye: The rest is obvious. You stuck her in a trunk, you mailed her to Las Vegas, and now she's doing two shows a night at the Sands.
      B.J.: Three on Saturdays.
      Flagg: (dragging Burns with him) There's only one flaw with that theory.
      Hawkeye: Only one?
      Flagg: They don't do three shows Saturday night at the Sands.
      Hawkeye: How do you know?
      Flagg: I was a showgirl for six weeks.