Season 5 Episode 6

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Aired Unknown Oct 26, 1976 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Colonel Potter waits for an explanation from Major Burns as to why he shot B. J. Hunnicutt.)
      Burns: How's your horse, sir? When I was a kid, my daddy used to take me to the pony rides and---
      Potter: (angrily) How did it happen, Burns?
      Burns: You mean the, uh---?
      Potter: Right!
      Burns: I was cleaning my weapon and it discharged prematurely. Sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan!
      Potter: I see. So, naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.
      (Radar starts to laugh.)
      Burns: What's so funny, Corporal?!
      Potter: Don't blame the boy, Burns. He knows a good joke when he sees one.