(Charles has sectioned off his side of the tent)
B.J.: You know, I don't think I like the idea of being subdivided in my own home.
Hawkeye: Well, look at it this way, Beej. Gives us a place to hide our dirty underwear. (Tosses a pair of shorts over the barricade) There you go. (The shorts are fired back, into his face)
B.J.: You'll have to stop buying that Boomerang brand.