(After Winchester got his "telegram" that said he got the job at Massachusetts General Hospital, he's drunk and celebrating, Hawkeye, BJ, and Sidney, sit at the bar taunting him)
Winchester: (slurred speech) Is that what you think...Beej? Is that what all you cretins think?
Hawkeye: Did you hear something that sounded like Charles?
BJ: The Rummy Speaks!
Charles: Indeed he does, gentlemen. I shall rise from this tomb and leave you relics behind. Look here, I got a telegram that says I have been made chief of thorasic surgery. Gentlemen.
BJ: Well, you got him to talk.
Hawkeye: That's nothing, I can get him to scream. Charles, we kind of know about your news.
Charles: You read my telegram.
Hawkeye: Oh, we would never do that Charles. We wrote it.
Hawkeye: You have to understand, Charles, you challenged us. We don't like to lose.
BJ: Especially to you.
Charles: (speech still slurred) This is one of the most, despicable, degrading...
(Charles gets up from the bar, furious with a bottle of beer as Hawkeye and BJ walk backwards toward the wall)
Charles: You, burn for desecration. I LOATHE YOU!
(Charles shakes up the beer bottle and sprays Hawkeye and BJ)
Hawkeye: Good to see you back Charles, we missed you.