M*A*S*H

Season 5 Episode 20

The General's Practitioner

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Aired Unknown Feb 15, 1977 on CBS

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    • Hawkeye: War isn't hell. War is war and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
      Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
      Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to hell?
      Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
      Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in hell. But war is chock full of them—little kids, cripples, old lades. In fact except for a few of the  brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

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