M*A*S*H

Season 5 Episode 20

The General's Practitioner

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Aired Unknown Feb 15, 1977 on CBS

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    • Frank: I'd appreciate it, sir, if you'd send a letter to the General, outlining my qualifications.
      Potter: Good idea. (Pulls out a sheet of stationary) What are they?
      Frank: Well, I have a thriving practice back in Fort Wayne!
      Hawkeye: They're thriving 'cause Frank's not there.
      Frank: And a splendid war record!
      Hawkeye: Colonel, should you mention the time he dropped bubble gum in the patient?
      Potter: Bubble gum--good.
      Hawkeye: Or the time he sneezed and performed an accidental appendectomy?
      B.J.: Fainted in OR 27 times.
      Hawkeye: Threw up in Post Op, 12.
      B.J.: Overslept, 48.
      Frank: Oh, Colonel, you're not writing all that down, are you?
      Potter: I'm getting it all, it may help!
      Hawkeye: The hysterectomy on that Sergeant.
      B.J.: Oh, was he sore about that!
      Frank: Colonel!
      Hawkeye: Oh, let's not forget Major Houlihan.
      Potter: Oh, Major Houlihan, we shouldn't forget...

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