Frank: I'd appreciate it, sir, if you'd send a letter to the General, outlining my qualifications.
Potter: Good idea. (Pulls out a sheet of stationary) What are they?
Frank: Well, I have a thriving practice back in Fort Wayne!
Hawkeye: They're thriving 'cause Frank's not there.
Frank: And a splendid war record!
Hawkeye: Colonel, should you mention the time he dropped bubble gum in the patient?
Potter: Bubble gum--good.
Hawkeye: Or the time he sneezed and performed an accidental appendectomy?
B.J.: Fainted in OR 27 times.
Hawkeye: Threw up in Post Op, 12.
B.J.: Overslept, 48.
Frank: Oh, Colonel, you're not writing all that down, are you?
Potter: I'm getting it all, it may help!
Hawkeye: The hysterectomy on that Sergeant.
B.J.: Oh, was he sore about that!
Hawkeye: Oh, let's not forget Major Houlihan.
Potter: Oh, Major Houlihan, we shouldn't forget...