M*A*S*H

Season 11 Episode 8

The Moon is Not Blue

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Aired Unknown Dec 13, 1982 on CBS

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  • Trivia

    • The Moon Is Blue, the film watched in this episode, did not come out until late 1953, a few months after the Korean War had ended.

  • Quotes

    • Klinger: There's no end to this furnace. Baste me once before I die.
      Hawkeye: Didn't you inherit the heat-resistant blood of your forefathers?
      Klinger: They cut my family out of the will when we moved to Ohio.

    • B.J.: Why don't we forget the movie and just have a sweating contest?
      Klinger: (In full uniform) Hi, guys! Nice day, isn't it?
      B.J.: Will you look at him? He's shelveled.
      Hawkeye: Klinger, have you been seeing an air conditioner behind our backs?
      Klinger: No need to, Doc. Thanks to those pills you gave me, I'm cool as a cucumber. I'm going for some coffee; can I get you a cup?
      B.J.: Coffee?
      Hawkeye: You crazy? (Klinger exits) Looks like I've discovered the cure for the common hot.

    • (the camp is watching The Moon is Blue)
      Hawkeye: I'm outraged! It's a disgrace. I've never seen a cleaner movie in my life.
      BJ: There was more filth and dirt in this morning's breakfast.
      Father Mulcahy: Well, one of the actors did say "virgin."
      Hawkeye: That's because everyone was.

    • Hawkeye: I thought you went to see Sahara tonight.
      Charles: Indeed, I did. But, alas, I had to leave when the film broke which was about two seconds after I ripped it from the projector. And I would have been here sooner but I had to stop to accept the cheers of the entire audience.

    • Hawkeye: The only good thing about being here is that we're able to drink and forget that we're here.

    • Hunnicutt: It's a good job we're doctors, 'cause your movies are making us sick!

  • Notes

    • The camp gets the movie State Fair in this episode, which co-stars a young Harry Morgan (Colonel Potter).

  • Allusions

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