Season 11 Episode 8

The Moon is Not Blue

Aired Unknown Dec 13, 1982 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • B.J.: Why don't we forget the movie and just have a sweating contest?
      Klinger: (In full uniform) Hi, guys! Nice day, isn't it?
      B.J.: Will you look at him? He's shelveled.
      Hawkeye: Klinger, have you been seeing an air conditioner behind our backs?
      Klinger: No need to, Doc. Thanks to those pills you gave me, I'm cool as a cucumber. I'm going for some coffee; can I get you a cup?
      B.J.: Coffee?
      Hawkeye: You crazy? (Klinger exits) Looks like I've discovered the cure for the common hot.