Father Mulcahy: I'd like your permission to return these, sir. The quarter-master sent us a gross of new Bibles, and there seem to be quite a number of typographical errors.
Colonel Potter: Oh?
Father Mulcahy: Uh, here's the first one. "Thou shalt commit adultery."
Colonel Potter: Well, that's the new Army, Father.
Father Mulcahy: Let's hope it's a typo. These lads are trained to take orders.