(Klinger goes hang-gliding past in a housecoat and slippers)
Hawkeye: (kissing a nurse, then looking up) Did you see that?
Hawkeye: A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.
Nurse: Oh, really?
Trapper: (walking over to Hawkeye with another nurse) Hey, Hawk, did you see that?
Hawkeye: What did you see?
Trapper: A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet!
Hawkeye: (to the nurse) See?