Goof: When Charlie Lee greets Hawkeye and Trapper, he says, 'You guy's got the best record in the southeast Asia theater of operations?' Southeast Asia would be Vietnam. Korea is a long, long way from Vietnam.
Goof: When Trapper and Hawkeye go to the jeep to get the supplies at the end of the conversation Hawkeye says "Whoops." However, his mouth does not move when he says it.
Frank locks Hawkeye and Trapper in Henrys office. Radar cannot open the door, but after Hawkeye and Trapper have escaped by pulling down one wall of the office, Henry, followed by Frank, runs into the office without unlocking the door.
During the scene where Trapper pulls back Charlie Lee's desk when Hawkeye is telling Charlie about Henry's desk if you look closely the cord to the phone on the desk goes inside one of the desk drawers.
Goof: Why would Trapper and Hawkeye be operating without their masks on over their faces? That's always been doctor's policy to try and prevent the risk of infection. What makes this general so unimportant?
Goof: The oak desk in Henry's office is clearly different than that the helicopter is carrying away. Also, it would be much too heavy for Hawkeye and Trapper to carry it while running!
Goof: If you watch closely, you'll notice that the bloodstain on Hawkeye's right rubber glove tends to disappear.
Goof: When Hawkeye and Trapper see that their jeep has been picked of its tires the steering wheel is spinning in a 360 fashion many times. No steering wheel is capable of moving around that many times.
Trapper: Henry, we have got to have that stuff.
Henry: I'm well aware of that. I mean, I am a doctor too, you know. (hits a diploma hanging on his wall)
Trapper: Henry, that's your high school diploma.
Frank: You have no right to blame Major Houlihan. That hydrocortisone and half our other supplies were hijacked before they ever left Seoul. It's those vicious black marketeers.
Trapper: So where are the M.P.s?
Hawkeye: Yeah. They're supposed to do something besides direct traffic and rinse their gloves at night.
Frank: The army is well aware of its responsibilities. It so happens a truck just pulled up outside with our replacement supplies.
Trapper: Why didn't you say so?
Hawkeye: Frank's gotta stop every five minutes and do a commercial for your friendly American war.
Trapper: You know, we got a big man here. This guy's a two-star general.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Take away their skivvies, and they all look like P.F.C.s. (lifts the sheet)
(the black marketeer bumps into Frank)
Black Marketeer: Excuse me, colonel!
Frank: I'm not a colonel!
Black Marketeer: Want to be one?
(Hawkeye wakes up Trapper)
Trapper: I was just having--
Hawkeye: I don't care who you were having, come on.
(Hawkeye and Trapper confront Margaret)
Margaret: They're insufferable.
Frank: Last night I had a dream. They both broke their jaws and had to have their mouths wired shut.
Henry: Radar, do you know what kind of wood is this?
Radar: Oak, sir.
Henry: No, it's oak.
(Henry, Hawkeye, Frank, and Trapper watch the desk being airlifted out.)
Hawkeye: Pardon me, Henry, isn't that your desk?
Henry: Yeah. That's my genuine antique desk.
Trapper: Sending it out to be waxed?
Henry: I'm not sure what it's doing up there. Just keeps going up...up...up.
Hawkeye: To a far, far better place, I'm sure.
Frank: I'd like to get a good look at your legs!
Korean Black Marketeer: Ohhh, one of those, huh!