Season 1 Episode 2

To Market, to Market

Aired Unknown Sep 24, 1972 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Frank: You have no right to blame Major Houlihan. That hydrocortisone and half our other supplies were hijacked before they ever left Seoul. It's those vicious black marketeers.
      Trapper: So where are the M.P.s?
      Hawkeye: Yeah. They're supposed to do something besides direct traffic and rinse their gloves at night.
      Frank: The army is well aware of its responsibilities. It so happens a truck just pulled up outside with our replacement supplies.
      Trapper: Why didn't you say so?
      Hawkeye: Frank's gotta stop every five minutes and do a commercial for your friendly American war.