Season 8 Episode 15

Yessir, That's Our Baby

Aired Unknown Dec 31, 1979 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • BJ: Major, why is this so tough? All we want, somehow, is to send a baby to the states. How do we do that?
      Major Spector: How about parcel post? (he laughs)
      Hawkeye: (sarcasticaly) Very funny.
      Major Spector: (irritated) Look, Captain, when you first got here I explained to you that this is covered under Korean civil law. This is not an army matter.
      Hawkeye: Not an army matter?! You jackass, Where do you think that child came from?! You've got people in American soldier suits running around out there making babies, and then making tracks! Don't you think it's about time it became an army matter?!
      Major Spector: CAPTAIN, there is a war going on out there. We cannot be resposible for what happens when a soldier gets lonely. Why the hell are you two so steamed up over some kid anyway? (insultingly) One of you guys the, uh, daddy?
      BJ: Oh, ho. It's a good thing for you we're doctors, 'cause I'm gonna break every bone in your body.