M*A*S*H

Season 9 Episode 7

Your Retention Please

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Aired Unknown Jan 05, 1981 on CBS

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    • Hawkeye: Do you have any idea what you did last night?
      Klinger: Last night? Last night. No, it's all one big blur.
      Hawkeye: That's great. That's great.
      Klinger: I must have passed out after I re-enlisted.
      Hawkeye: What?!
      Klinger: I said I passed out. Why do you think I was lying here?
      Hawkeye: No, no. You don't know what you did. You don't have any idea what you did. How could you?!
      Klinger: Oh, but I did. Give me some credit, Captain. I may be a rummy but I'm no dummy. The army provides you with a home and a career.
      Hawkeye: This from the man who built himself wings and tried to flap his way back to the US?

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