M*A*S*H

Season 9 Episode 7

Your Retention Please

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Aired Unknown Jan 05, 1981 on CBS

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    • (Hawkeye is raging at Potter for swearing Klinger back into the army)
      Potter: Look, I had no choice. Klinger came in here all fired up and said that if I didn't swear him in, he'd drive to ICORPS and find someone who would.
      Hawkeye: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?! ALL YOU DID WAS SAVE HIM A TRIP!
      Potter: This difference is that I had a chance to hear those immortal words "I, Maxwell Klinger, being of sound mind, will faithfully execute the office of soldier, and will to the best of my ability preserve..."
      Hawkeye: Wait a minute, wait a minute. "Office of soldier?" That doesn't sound like the oath I took.
      Potter: That's because you've never been elected President to the US of A.
      Hawkeye: Huh?
      Potter: Klinger didn't say exactly what oath he wanted. I figured he wouldn't know the difference, and it bought us a little time.

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