(Mayhem and Dagger load Jackhammer with Brian Boru's treasure)
Unknown Voice: I would not keep doing that if i were you.
(A spooked Dagger drops several gold bars on Mayhem's foot)
Mayhem: YEEOOWW! You imbecilic moron!
Dagger: It's a leprechaun!
Mayhem: No such things, keep working!
Unknown figure The wrath of all the wee people in Ireland will be upon ye if ye don't return our gold.
Mayhem: Get moving, you gawking goon!
(The supposed "leprechaun" fires a fairy dart at Dagger)
Dagger: AAAHHHH! Fairy darts!