(Conrad auditions as a bartender) Carlos: The problem is, my friend, that my customers order drinks you've probably never heard of. Conrad: Try me. Carlos: A Zombie, a perfect Rob Roy, and a Suffering Bastard. Conrad: Comin' up.
Matlock: I always make sense. I'm a rational, reasonable man.
(Before his trial, beginning to be influenced by his superstitious housekeeper) Matlock: Hope it's a good day for Geminis.
Judge Price: Are you looking for trouble? Matlock: (quietly, through clenched teeth) Trouble is a two-way street! Judge Price: Are you threatening me?! Matlock: I'm just trying to do my job!
Daryl Wilson: You know, Art seems to think you're hot stuff... but me, I think you're a pain in the ass.
Andrew Sloan: Wearing suits is one thing, but shaving, I don't know...
This episode aired as a two-hour telemovie.
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