Season 1 Episode 6

The Ticket

Aired Unknown Oct 17, 1972 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Police Officer: Pardon me, lady.
      Maude: Don't you 'pardon me, lady', I'm very angry at you. Sirens scare the hell out of me. Yours has been whining at me for three blocks.
      Police Officer: Before the siren, did you see me wave at you?
      Maude: Well of course I did. Didn't you see me wave back?

    • Maude: Walter, sweetheart, there's no need to apologize. It all evens itself out. I mean, sometimes you're wrong and I'm right, and sometimes I'm right and you're wrong.

    • Maude: Because number one--I am innocent, and this is America! I mean, did Patrick Henry say "Give me liberty, or maybe we can work something out?

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